ANDRE SERIES _ The Horny Bastard

Hi! My name is Andre and if you have a good memory, you will recall I am a professional assassin… And that I was going to a university! Well, not technically in every sense of the word but I was literally going to the university, even if it was just for a few days and…

ANDRE SERIES _ The Crazy Bastard

Hi! My name is Andre and I am a professional assassin. Okay… That introduction sounded a little cheesy. Well, here is an introduction you could actually believe_ and is twistingly true. My name is Andre and I work for my father who by the way is a multi billionaire and a chauvinistic bastard. I don’t…